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Sunday, October 15, 2006

WAYS TO TURN DOWN MEN !!!!

Saw tis email.. quite funny..

>> He: Can i buy you a drink?
>>She: Actually i'd rather have the Money.

>>He: I'm a photographer. I'd been looking for a face like yours.
>>She: I'm a plastic surgeon. I'd been looking for a face like yours too.

>>He: Didn't we go on a date once? or was it twice?
>>She: Must have been once. I never make the same mistake twice.

>>He: How did you get to be so beautiful?
>>She: I must've been given your share.

>>He: Will you go out with me this Saturday?
>>She: Sorry, I'm having a headache this weekend.

>>He: Your face must have turn a few heads.
>>She: And your face must have turn a few stomachs.

>>He: Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out.
>>She: Ok, get Out.

>>He: I think i could make you very happy.
>>She: Why? Are you leaving??

>>He: What would you say if i ask you to marry me?
>>She: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time.

>>He: Can i have your name?
>>She: Why?? Don't you already have one?

>>He: Shall we go see a movie?
>>She: i'd already seen it.

>>He: Where have you been all my life?
>>She: Hiding from you.

>>He: Haven't i seen you some place before?
>>She: Yes. That's why i don't go there anymore.

>>He: So, what do you do for a living?
>>She: I'm a female impersonator.

>>He: Hey baby, what's your sign?
>>She: Do not enter.

>>He: Your body is like a temple.
>>SHe: Sorry, there are no services today.

>>He: If i could see you naked, I'll die happy.
>>She: If i saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

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